February 2012
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I don't look sick.
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Wife's trying to get me to staple my finger.
Um.
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me: hi i'd like to place an order
dominos: okay what can i get for you
me: uhm hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni right?
my empty apartment:
me: yeah we'll get a large pepperoni
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I have liked 1,500 posts.
Oh.
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When you accidentally sneeze/spit on your computer
and you get tiny drops of color on your monitor.
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REBLOG IF YOU WOULD ATTEND A TUMBLR USER...
stylesismycurlfriend: addiction-to-fiction: nightmarelovephucks: We’d wear t-shirts with our urls on it. And we could party together. LET’S GET THIS POST TO A 1,000,000 & GET DAVID KARP ON THIS!!!! I’M IN. PLEASE
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How people use their fans →
Rich People Poor people Idiots
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Tumblr, you're different...
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Me: I like chocolate.
A: You're not supposed to have chocolate.
--- Later ---
Me: Hey, do you like air?
A: Yeah.
Me: You're not supposed to have air.
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I'm taking all your memories off the shelf, cause...
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That Awkward Moment When
how-do-i-tumblr: You spend so much time with your best friend that everyone thinks you’re dating but you arent really
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sometimes when im alone… i wonder if the cats in tumblr pictures with 50,000 notes know they’re famous…
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I know I'm a really smart person.
God, I just impressed myself even.
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When I grow up
20 cats that look EXACTLY the same but have different names On Tumblr laughing 24/7/365.25 Making origami Drawing my cats Eating Sleeping House with no one but me and my cats — no neighbors Breathing Eating Sleeping Talking to my wife Feeding my cats Music
Feb 27th
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I need a friend that will discuss politics with...
SOMEDAY.
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My weakness is that I care too much.
These scars remind me that the past is real. I tear my heart open just to feel.
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Anonymous asked: A, C, E, G, I, K, M, O, Q, S, U, W, Y : )
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no really.. do it please ..
A. Why my last relationship ended.
B. Favourite band.
C. Who I like and why I like them.
D. Hardest thing I’ve ever been through.
E. My best friend.
F. My favourite movie.
G. Sexual orientation.
H. Do I smoke/drink?
I. Have any tattoos or piercings?
J. What I want to be when I get older.
K. Relationship with my parents.
L. One of my insecurities.
M. Virgin or not?
N. Favourite place to shop at?
O. My eye colour.
P. Why I hate school.
Q. Relationship status as of right now.
R. Favourite song at the moment.
S. A random fact about myself.
T. Age I get mistaken for.
U. Where I want to be right now.
V. Last time I cried.
W. Concerts I’ve been to.
X. What would you do if (…)?
Y. Do you want to go to college.
Z. How are you?
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